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Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story [Christopher Moore] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Jody never asked to become a vampire. The complete series list for – Bloodsucking Fiends Christopher Moore. Series reading order, cover art, synopsis, sequels, reviews, awards, publishing history. Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story. Christopher Moore, Author Simon & Schuster $ (0p) ISBN Tweet. More By and About This Author.
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Refresh and try bloodsuckingg. Open Preview See a Problem? Thanks for telling us about the problem. Return to Book Page. Preview — Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore. There is an alternate cover edition here. Jody never asked to become a vampire.
But when she wakes up under an alley dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching neck, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the decision has been made for her.
Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings is going to tak There is an alternate cover edition here. Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings is going to take some doing, however, and that’s where C. Thomas Flood fits in.
A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy to his friends is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway.
But all that changes when a beautiful undead redhead walks through the door Paperbackpages. Published June 1st by HarperCollins first published September 1st A Love Story 1. Jody StroudC. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. To ask other readers questions about Bloodsucking Fiendsplease sign up.
Is it important to read the Bloodsucking Fiends series in order?
Chelsea I read the second one first without realizing it. I think it bloodxucking on its own fairly well. If you have the option to read in order, though, I would …more I read the second one first without realizing it.
If you have the option to read in order, though, I would recommend it. See 1 question about Bloodsucking Fiends….
Lists with This Book. Okay, let’s cut right to the chase here. I discovered Christopher Moore him about two years ago, and since then I’m pretty sure I’ve either read or listened to everything he’s written.
I really enjoy his books. They’re tightly written, clever, and funny, funny, funny How much do I like his writing? Let me put it this way: Let’s say I met Christopher Moore at a convention and instead of being the charming gent I know him to be, he turned out to be a total asshole.
Let’s say bloodsuckig Okay, let’s cut right to the chase here.
Let’s say he was such a ass than when I asked him to sign a book, instead he just hauled off and kicked me in my privatest of personal places. Despite this, I would still buy his next book in hardcover. Let’s say I ran into him later on in the food court. And there, beside the Taco Bell, he kicked me in the nuts again.
In that case, I would still buy his book, but I would wait until it came out in paperback. If later on in the parking ramp he jumped out from behind a van and caught me a third time Then I wouldn’t buy his book. But I would still check it out from the library and read it.
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I would like to propose this as a new rating system for books. It really has none of the ambiguity of the “what’s the difference between three and four stars? Next time someone recommends a book to you, ask them, “Would you still love this book if the author kicked you in the nuts? View all 28 comments.
Thomas Flood lands in the city by the Bay, fresh from fiemds farming fields of Indiana, determined to write a great American novel. He rents a cot from a Chinese entrepreneur named Wong and finds himself living with five other Chinese gentlemen all named Wong as well.
The Wongs are excited because they have recently learned that it is legal for two men to marry in San Francisco.
Thomas has something they really, really lust for Needless to say living with five men who lo C. Needless to say living with five men who look on you as the golden prize becomes a little uncomfortable. Thomas’s fortunes seem to be on the rise when he lands a job on the graveyard shift of the local Safeway. He quickly becomes proficient at the sport being perfected by graveyard shifts at supermarkets all over America Thomas has been horny so long he has forgotten he’s horny.
He is 19 and almost a virgin. He has been assured on two different occasions that he did have sex, but both times he was too drunk to remember. When he meets Jody and she seems to find him totally irresistible he can not believe his luck. Vampire Vixen Jody She is gorgeous and she wants to have sex with him His father must have never explained to him that if something is too good to be true it probably is. She is a vampire, which when she tells him is a little unsettling, but then she has more sex with him.
Sure the biting is a little painful and weird, but she’s having sex with him! Life, unfortunately, for Thomas can not all be about sex. Reality intrudes in a big way when the Vampire that turned Jody decides that Thomas must die. The book is garnished with a host of strange characters, pornographic Disney tattoos, attempted necrophilia, and Hiaasenesque humor. It is the first book of a trilogy followed by You Suck and Bite Me.
If you are looking for something light, funny, and weird then this book will do nicely. View all 13 comments.
Jody was attacked by a man who bit her neck and left her for dead in an alleyway. She woke up a vampire.
What is she going to do now? Thomas Flood wants to be an author, christppher where he comes from Indiana that’s not an acceptable trade for a man. He flees to San Francisco to “starve in the city. There are no professional tournaments sponsored by the Poultry Farmers of America, and the footwear companies do not manufacture turkey bowling shoes.
Despite this lack of official recognition, the fine and noble tradition of ‘skidding the buzzard’ is practiced nightly by supermarket night crews all over the nation. If you’re going to read one of his books, I recommend Lamb: It’s moord ridiculous fictional literature, but I enjoyed the characters in Lamb more.
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She would have eaten a half gallon of ice cream and stayed up all night thinking about what she was going to do with her life. But that was another time, when she had been a person. It was as if he was mocking the sub-genre of vampire novels by his one-dimensional characters and thin plot.
Or maybe it is just a sub-par effort. I don’t think I’ll be picking up the other books in this series. View all 3 comments. Silly, funny, kinda gross vampire story. It’s fieends easy read. I may just seek out the next in the series to find out what happens to everyone. Blooddsucking what I needed after the heavy and serious book I read right before this.
View all 4 comments. Aug 01, Lyn rated it really liked it. Like all of Moore’s novels I chgistopher read, this one is hilarious. Could this be the first mooree vampire book? Romanticism has been either thrown in the corner of the closet or all together defenestrated, this is nuts and bolts of how this immortal stuff works and mythbusting what doesn’t.
Apr 22, Lance Greenfield rated it it was amazing. Christopher Moore has an amazing imagination. As I read Bloodsucking Fiends and, a while back, Lamb: It is different to any other vampire story that you bloodsuking read, or will ever read, unless somebody plagiarises Moore.