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David rated it really hayduie it Mar 16, Rob from Palm Beach got a large box, filled it with packing, then included a plastic bag full of two or three days accumulated dog dump.

Simply remove the inspection stickers that your state bureau of measurements puts on the dealer’s gasoline pumps to certify that they have been tested and found to be accurate. Start the cycle and run like hell. Send him or her a condom filled with mayonnaise and include this note: Buy way in advance and pay evrn cash. This is a grand idea for apartment laundry rooms where your mark is regular.

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The form should carry the warning, “Please refrain from sexual relations of any haydu,e until we can diagnose your case. He’d rather have it end up with a stranger than with his soon-to-be ex. I had done a bit of disguise makeup and had dressed the way my boss always dressed so from a distance I looked like him.


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Before you start spying, geh a written list of all the important things you need to know about the target – be it a person, company or institution. Much fun then happens between the landlord and the authorities. Have a very trusted friend who has no connection with the mark rent your costume for you. How does it feel to be a dead man?

Instead of using a shaving-cream filler to pie your victim, Dick says to make an excrement pie. The content aside, I can see some delightful uses for the art and science described herein. Estercolero Pope mentioned politicians. I am sure you can imagine the rest of the conversation if the mark has never been to the community in question.

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All that the guards or the video cameras note is “someone” in your costume. Hit all the local outlets. Apr 25, Jeff Beland rated it liked it Shelves: Wether or not you inform the mark what was eaten, when or how, is up to you. It’s time for an organized return to some entertainment by Haydukery. Want to Read Currently Reading Read.

The next best thing to a good friend is an enemy who knows you all too well. I don’t recall ever advocating that anyone be shot.


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Filthy McNasty and his fine friends Vera, for help. The Art and Science of Embalming. Include instructions to make x copies of the letter and send it to x numbers of friends.

Old people are great sympathy-arousing minorities for this stunt, as are nice young couples with babies whom the landlord has “put out in the cold. Remove all of the wall-light switch plates.

Dolly says on of the orderlies had his buddy assume the corpse position on the lower shelf of meat wagon, complete with a tag on a bare toe peeking out from under the almost carefully tucked sheet. He converts empty washing machines and clothes dryers into pet cages. Captain Video says to use a portion of mixed with three-quarters of a cup of superfine German black aluminum powder.

Be creative and use all your acting ability here to get maximum splatter and mass audience effect. Anyway, there are many books available telling you how to convert handy backyard garden products into enough explosives to demolish your mark’s chicken coop, outhouse or stash.

Chester the Spoon says, “Use permanent markers to make big slashes across their credential security shields.